HOLD THE FRONT PAGE! STOP THE PRESSES! We have a new Headline for our Cover Story! DAVE GIBBONS is all over the tabloids, the trades AND the quality papers today.

Yes, it’s the opening of the WATCHMEN movie, but we have a much BIGGER story; the REAL scoop -- and we're announcing it in 72 point type... yes, there’s a new addition to the Dave Gibbons family, and our editorial staff have the baby’s name and our paparazzi have the pictures! Dave’s new little sprog is called... GAZETTE.

Man, that kid is gonna get teased at school, Dave.